Tweedlemuffins

When i was little, i loved when my mother would read "Fox in Socks" to me. My favorite part was the Tweetle Beetles Battle. So my parents started calling me Tweedlemuffins.

Very well, then
Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's have a little talk
about tweetle beetles....

What do you know
about tweetle beetles?
well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called
a tweetle beetle battle.